You know someone like this. The I-don't-drink-coffee-and-I-never-will people. You know how sanctimonious they can be.
"I don't need coffee to wake up in the morning"
"I just take a shower and I'm good to go"
"Coffee is too expensive anyway"
"I'll never drink that stuff"
Admit it, you know someone like that who is perky in the morning, doesn't get out of bed and immediately stumble to the kitchen, put coffee in the maker, pour water in and then forget to turn it on. Oh wait, that's me.
All I can say is beware. I used to be one of these people. All the sanctimony was included. I was better than everyone who needed coffee to wake up.
Starbucks was quite good this morning.