Friday, January 11, 2008

That's Tootie Cootiekisser to you

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book,* "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopy-pants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
    • a = poopsie
    • b = lumpy
    • c = buttercup
    • d = gidget
    • e = crusty
    • f = greasy
    • g = fluffy
    • h = cheeseball
    • i = chim-chim
    • j = stinky
    • k = flunky
    • l = boobie
    • m = pinky
    • n = zippy
    • o = goober
    • p = doofus
    • q = slimy
    • r = loopy
    • s = snotty
    • t = tootie
    • u = dorkey
    • v = squeezit
    • w = oprah
    • x = skipper
    • y = dinky
    • z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
    • * a = apple
    • * b = toilet
    • * c = giggle
    • * d = burger
    • * e = girdle
    • * f = barf
    • * g = lizard
    • * h = waffle
    • * i = cootie
    • * j = monkey
    • * k = potty
    • * l = liver
    • * m = banana
    • * n = rhino
    • * o = bubble
    • * p = hamster
    • * q = toad
    • * r = gizzard
    • * s = pizza
    • * t = gerbil
    • * u = chicken
    • * v = pickle
    • * w = chuckle
    • * x = tofu
    • * y = gorilla
    • * z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
    • * a = head
    • * b = mouth
    • * c = face
    • * d = nose
    • * e = tush
    • * f = breath
    • * g = pants
    • * h = shorts
    • * i = lips
    • * j = honker
    • * k = butt
    • * l = brain
    • * m = tushie
    • * n = chunks
    • * o = hiney
    • * p = biscuits
    • * q = toes
    • * r = buns
    • * s = fanny
    • * t = sniffer
    • * u = sprinkles
    • * v = kisser
    • * w = squirt
    • * x = humperdinck
    • * y = brains
    • * z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

2 comments:

yoigcknitter said...

That makes me Boobie Bubbletush

AnnaT said...

And I get Zippy Gizzardtushie. Bit of a mouthful that one.